22 GAY PEOPLE's ChroNICLE December 6, 1996

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

Ph.D. & Sympathy

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I'LL BE THE LEXUS LESBIAN WITH A FLAT TIRE, AND YOU BE THE SURLY BIKER WHO STOPS TO HELP.

GEE,

I DUNNO, BABETTE. I'M KINDA TIRED.

OKAY, OKAY,

THE FED EX DRIVER DELIVERING THE GOOD VIBRATIONS PACKAGE TO THE BORED HOUSEWIFE.

Y'KNOW

I THINK I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME.

MEANWHILE...

·SO THIS WOMAN'S HUSBAND SHOWS UP AT THE SHELTER TODAY WITH A DOZEN ROSES AND A HUNTING RIFLE

LONGSTEMMED?

GINGER!

SPARROW, EVERY DAY YOU HAVE SOME NEW HORROR STORY! I CAN'T LET IT IN ANY MORE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT JOB?

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WELL, WE CAN'T

ALL SIT AROUND NOT WRITING OUR DISSERTATIONS.

KAKLICK

1996 BY AUSON BECHDEL

WE'VE

GOTTA TALK

YEAH. GENTLY, THOUGH,

TO HER.

CLOMP

OR SHE'LL FREAK.

NOK /NOK

LOIS? CAN WE

CLOMP

COME IN?

CLOMP

LOIS,

IS THERE SOMETHING...

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU, GIRL? MO SAYS YOU'RE POPPING PROZAC! WHAT ARE YOU DEPRESSED ABOUT?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. SHE THOUGHT WE KNEW.

YEAH. OH, YOU GUYS HAVE So HOW ENOUGH TO WORRY COME WE ABOUT WITH YOUR DIDN'T? CAREERS AND ALL. YOU DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT MY PROBLEMS.

ARE YOU KIDDING? I'D MUCH RATHER HEAR ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS THAN WORK ON MY DISSERTATION.

THANK YOU, GINGER. CONSIDERING YOU'D RATHER FELLATE BILL CLINTON. THAN WORK ON YOUR DISSERTATION, THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.

THAT WORM! SHE TOLD YOU?

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BUTCH'S GOLDEN CUFF?

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